Poland rocks, you all! (Part 1)

Poland rocks, you all! (Part 1)

Lady Pank

Something that living in Gdańsk has allowed me to do is to catch up on all the Polish music I missed while in the US. In the spring before moving here, while visiting Sopot, I saw a poster for Lady Pank. “Lady Pank!” – I exclaimed to my American partner – “I didn’t know they were still around.” Not only were they “around” around, but specifically around Gańsk in the Ergo Arena that very Friday. “Let’s go!” said my guy, not really knowing what he was signing up for.

Lady Pank poster in Sopot, April 2023

Lady Pank is a rock band that has been around since the mid-70s, so before I left the US, but other than a few songs, I wasn’t very familiar with them. Later my sister reminded me that she was, in fact, a “lady punk” for a dress up party at her school when she was little – all with a fake mohawk, torn stockings, and a Lady Pank T-shirt. 

Lady Pank in concert, Ergo Arena

Despite band members being in their 60s, I can attest that Lady Pank still rocks. The arena was full of very enthusiastic fans, some around my age, 40s/50s, and others much younger. It was great to see a lot of parents with their teenage children rocking out and singing along. They played all their hits, of which they have had many over their long career. Their early songs provide a soundtrack to the Polish experience of the late communist period. “Mniej niż zero/Less than zero” for example, warns the young high school graduates that they don’t really matter, despite excelling at school:

Myślisz może, że więcej coś znaczysz
Bo masz rozum, dwie ręce i chęć
Twoje miejsce na Ziemi tłumaczy
Zaliczona matura na pięć

Są tacy - to nie żart
Dla których jesteś wart
Mniej niż zero
Mniej niż zero
Mniej niż zero
Mniej niż zero
Oh oh oh oh
Maybe you think that you matter more
Because you have a brain, two hands, and the will
Your place on Earth explains
Getting an A on your final exam

There are those – it’s no joke
To whom you are worth
Less than zero
Less than zero
Less than zero
Less than zero
Oh oh oh oh

My favorite song of theirs is “Kryzysowa narzeczona/Crisis girlfriend” in which the singer bemoans a girlfriend who had left him to go abroad instead of staying with him in Poland during the economic crisis. 

Mogłaś moją być
Kryzysową narzeczoną
Razem ze mną pić
To, co nam tu naważono
Mogłaś moją być
Przy zgłuszonym odbiorniku
Aż po blady świt
Słuchać nowin i uderzać w gaz

Nie jeden raz
Nie jeden raz
Nie jeden raz

Mogłaś być już na dnie
A nie byłaś
Nigdy nie dowiesz się
Co straciłaś
You could have been my
Crisis girlfriend
Drink with me
What they have prepared for us
You could have been mine
At the muted radio
Until the crack of dawn
Listening to the news and hitting the bottle

Not only once
Not only once
Not only once

You could have already been at the bottom
But you weren't
Never will you find out
what you have missed

Ahh, the romance of the People’s Republic!

Lady Pank in concert, Ergo Arena, Gdańsk, April 2023

The songs were so catchy, and the audience so enthusiastic, that even my non-Polish-speaking partner enjoyed the show. As we were leaving, one of the fans, who must have heard us speaking English, exclaimed “Lady Pank, the best Polish band! Borysewicz, the best Polish guitarist!” Word. 

“I hope we can see more concerts like this,” said my guy. And we did. Next time, Kult.